This is a funny song, and a serious request. I am hosting a good old-fashioned Brooklyn style rent party here on my blog. The money ran out. Gone. Gotta pay the rent. New job starts soon thank goodness, but this month is a mess. SO, can you help? If you are in a position to, you can become a monthly subscriber for $4 a month and get access to Mp3’s of all BloginSongs. If you would rather you can pay $5 and get my RENT album which features the best 10 songs (in my opinion) from the first year of BlogInSong. That is 50 cents a song!

If you can help, I need it. If you can’t help financially then make my day and leave a comment or forward this to your friends. Thank you for listening!

A BIG HUG AND THANKS to all my current Monthly Subscribers! Let me know if you have everything you need to download the songs!

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I can’t afford to pay my rent

I get no help from the government

I can’t afford to pay my bills

Cannot afford my happy pills

My kids are begging mommy please

More mac and cheese

My job is starting in two weeks

Can you bring me

A 6 pack please?

Some Tilamook

Sharp cheddar cheese

Can you come to our garage sale?

Can you drop $5 bucks

On my record sales?

Dear Friends,

Can you help me pay my rent?

Its true I am avoiding things

Like asking Mom or selling my ring

I’m begging now I’m on my knees

Of course I cancelled MTV

My kids are begging Mommy please

I need to pee

I guess I better stop singing