Glenn Beck Please Don’t Cry

If you are curious as to why I would so cruelly lampoon Glenn Beck please spend 7 minutes with Stephen Colbert

If you would love nothing more than to read more about this annoying FOX reporter please read John Bohrer’s comments on Huffington Post

Listen To: Glenn Beck Please Don’t Cry





I’m down here in my bunker
Heart breaking while you cry
You are my foxy baby
You are my apple pie

I know Obama voters
Are costumed communists
Turned in my Rabbit Pearl
Savin’ myself for Beck

Don’t cry
Baby please don’t cry
GB please don’t cry
Baby please don’t cry

Poor baby he’s surrounded
He’s really scared and tired
Sick of the terror victims
Complaining cause they died

My sweet faced Glenn Back baby
I’ll hold you while you cry
Chuck Norris said it sagely
We need a forest fire

Don’t cry
Baby please don’t cry
GB please don’t cry
Baby please don’t cry

Be afraid, be very afraid….

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